Explanation of Car Names

Audi

• Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW

• Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
• Big Money Works
• Brutal Money Waster

Buick

• Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

Chevrolet

• Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
• Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

Dodge

• Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
• Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

Fiat

• Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
• Fix It All the Time
• Fix it again, Tony!

Ford

• First On Recall Day
• First On Rust and Deterioration
• Fix Or Repair Daily
• Found On Road, Dead
• Fast Only Rolling Downhill
• Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
• backwards -- Driver Returns On Foot

GM

• General Maintenance

GMC

• Garage Man's Companion
• Gotta Mechanic Coming?

Honda

• Had One Never Did Again

Hyunday

• Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

Mazda

• Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

Oldsmobile

• Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
• Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

Saab

• Send Another Automobile Back
• Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

Toyota

• Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

Volvo

• Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW

• Virtually Worthless