love explained

WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED??

• "Eighty-four! Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom." (Judy, 8)
• "Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife!" (Tom, 5)

• "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." (Mike, 10)

• "You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." (Jim, 10)
• "Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours." (Kally, 9)

• "It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them!" (Lynette, 9)
• "It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." (Kenny, 7)

• "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." (Jan, 9)
• "I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." (Harlen, 8)

• "Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." (Roger, 9)
• "If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." (Leo, 7)

• "If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." (Jeanne, 8)
• "It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." (Gary, 7)
• "Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time." (Christine, 9)

• "They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them." (Dave, 8)

• "I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The Simpsons' is on television." (Anita, 6)
• "Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." (Bobby, 8)

• "One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." (Ava, 8)

• "Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." (Del, 6)
• "Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." (Alonzo, 9)
• "One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." (Bart, 9)

• "Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love." (John, 9)
• "Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food." (Brad, 8)
• "It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are...on fire." (Christine, 9)

• "The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day." (Michelle, 9)

• "You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best of you." (Doug, 7)
• "It might help to watch soap operas all day." (Carin, 9)

• "It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you....That's why I stopped doing it." (Jean, 10)

• "Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." (Tom, 7)
• "Don't forget your wife's name...That will mess up the love." (Roger, 8)
• "Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash." (Randy, 8)