Problem

My problem is that I have a problem
  so what's the problem?
that I have a problem!
  what do you have a problem with?
with having a problem
  you have a problem with having a problem
indeed that's the problem
  but you don't know what the problem is
I do know!  I have a problem and that's the problem!
  I give up!  it's too much of a problem for me
I would give up too, but then I might still have the problem
  what problem?
that I have a problem
  what a problem that is!