Why be reasonable when I can be a fool?

I am invincible
I am young and healthy
it is my right
to enter my legislature
toting a gun
as long as I'm white

You're acting out of fear
the virus isn't so bad
only kills a small percentage
the old and the sick
the poor and dark-skinned
city folks

So I won't wear a mask
because I love to spite you
to show I can't be controlled
by you liberal scum
I'll be first in line
with my natural immunity

I'll keep telling my lies
it's just the flu
it's only in the cities
New York can sink
in your fake climate change
good riddance I say!